Vows are where we give our word, before God and witnesses, that we will NEVER LEAVE, never “’til death do us part”

We are increasingly becoming a nation of liars, so here’s some more accurate vows we might be able to live with:
I, GROOM, take you, BRIDE,
to be my free-trial lover and live-in dog-sitter,
to love until I leave,
for better or for worse, at least at first,
for richer, for poorer, unless I need more,
in beauty and in health, if you take care of yourself
to use and abuse;
from this day forward until someone better comes along.
I, BRIDE, take you, GROOM,
to be my beta-test boy, and live-in plumber,
to love until you leave,
for better or for worse, at least at first,
for richer, for poorer, unless you need more,
in muscles and in health, if you take care of yourself
to whine and complain;
from this day forward until someone richer comes along.
from the Millennial\Evangelical Blog
Let what you say be simply ‘Yes’ or ‘No’; anything more than this comes from evil.
Matt 5:37